Guppyman

Well… At least it\’s not blogger…..

Conversation with a spammer….

I’m sure some of you have seen my spam posts… Usually, I just make fun of them, but today… i thought I’d try something different. I decided to hold a conversation with my spammer and see what road it may lead down…. you be the judge….

the secret med men use

Oh… what is this secret med men use oh wise and wonderful e-mail spammer???

Could it maybe be one of these?

Re: test VALLtwUM
Re: test VbtAGGRA
Re: test CktALLlS
Re: test VtAGGsRA
Re: test VtAGiGRA
Re: test VtzAGGRA
Re: test AMBBtExN
Re: test AMBBtEsN
Re: test VALLtUoM
Re: test VALeLtUM
Re: test AMoBBtEN
Re: test VALLatUM
Re: VALUM n

Re: Prescriptions Written and Filled Online for any Medicine You Want. Overnight Shipping.

Apparently it’s not a big secret… Everybody seems to want to tell me about them…. But since you brought it up… how much is it?


pay 2,50$ for v,iagra

That is a most confusing price, but since I don’t need em anyway… what else do you have for me today?

Fw: qsizbmebmpu rbwzbwria mxnwkasd kqgcjfbjyaz qkgrwpswxfu qsliov qnvznad nrilkfejn !!
Important!

Ummmmm… OK… I see that is importanat, but you seem to have some kind of typing impediment… Have you been kidnapped and your fingers are tied up or something? This is even worse typing than trying to sell me VtzAGGRA….

Re: Your crdit
RE: Your creddt
Your credit

I thought you were trying to sell me drugs… now we’re going to discuss my credit? BTW- It’s nice to see you finally invested in a spell checker….

I test these p1lls it’s amazing!

Ahhhhh… Now I get it… those must be some pretty amazing pills… They apparently work on the part of your brain that controls spelling…?


Urgent Notification #54721395929728
Your account #96069539

Hey… that’s pretty impressive… you threw some random numbers up behind your message… But I don’t have an account #96069539….


Bye

You’re leaving already? You just got here… I was enjoying your company….

Hi

That’s better. So what are you up to today?

fsleep oon dustpan

Oh really… I hate when I fsleep oon dustpan…

All products for your health!

I thought we were past all this medicine talk…

Re: EphedraMax is in the news today…
Breaking news: Ephedra legal again
Increase your energy levels

You have a drug problem, don’t you?

Any med for your girl to be happy!

Hey now… my girl is happy. She doesn’t need your pill pushing to get her that way….

Re: bakuyy news

Huh?

RE: G59

Now you are just making up gibberish, aren’t you?

You got some time

Yeah, but I’m running out of patience…

Our store is your cureall!

What the Hell is a careall????

You have Won!

Ok…. I’m bored with you now… Time for me to end this conversation… Bye bye…


how everyone

By hitting my delete key… just like I’m doing now…..

May 22, 2006 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize

7 Comments »

  1. rofl that’s the most intelligent the spammers have ever sounded! Clever.

    Comment by jayne d'Arcy | May 22, 2006 | Reply

  2. What about the line
    “Great Blog” i’ve got you bookmarked.LOL

    Comment by michele | May 22, 2006 | Reply

  3. I have always wanted to see what these guys would have to say. Apparently it ain’t much.
    Joe

    Comment by JOE B | May 22, 2006 | Reply

  4. I’m not a spammer but I read your entry about quitting smoking. I have been “clean” for 16 months now after 35 years. The method that I used was laser therapy. It was painless and effective and quick and inexpensive. It is something I believe in so much that I did a commercial for them for free. If you want more info go here: http://www.apltweb.com Don’t know if there is a clinic near you but it makes quitting much easier.

    Comment by nitewalk6 | May 22, 2006 | Reply

  5. Now I know why I keep visiting you. I needed a laugh today. Thanks!

    Comment by Mrs. Cranky Pants | May 22, 2006 | Reply

  6. LOL That is the funniest thing I have read in awhile … You are such a nut!!

    Comment by PresentStorm | May 22, 2006 | Reply

  7. hahahahhha, you just inspird me to have a blog just for spammers. I have three e-mail accounts, all get spam.

    Comment by Steve Kenul | May 23, 2006 | Reply


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