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Top 5 American Idol…..

Well…. Pickler got picked this week as the worst singer… She was that, but I am still amazed and surprised America woke up and realized that cal-a-mar-aaa and sale-mun and tarantula eyes and no one to play pottery with don’t make an American Idol…

So today… I figured I’d give you my take on the top 5.

Here they are, in the order I figure they’ll get voted off:

Paris Bennett

Paris has a voice. She can sing. But she doesn’t connect with today’s music in the slightest. Her attempts at being her age fell flat… I can’t see her having much of a “pop-star” career after this show ends… Maybe she could work on Broadway or something… music theater…? There is a reason she keeps finding herself in the bottom three… She’s not right for this show.

Elliott Yamin

Monkey Boy…. Elliot looks like Eminem’s ugly half brother or something… He looks slightly less awkward on stage than a Pee-Wee Herman impersonator at a police convention… My wife thinks he can sing, and the judges seem to love him… But if I actually watch the TV while he is performing, I have trouble hearing through my laughter… He’ll get ejected right after Paris…

The other three are tough. All three could actually win this thing… Here’s the way I think it’ll happen….

Chris Daughtry

Chris will be the first of the major players to get axed. I know… all you girls will be moping around depressed and all that… but really… The guy will make it better if he doesn’t win this thing… He will be recording soon enough anyways…

Taylor Hicks

I can see Taylor winning this thing, but I don’t think he will. Personality-wise, I think Taylor is the best of the bunch… He’s a flashback to the days of Joe Cocker… He’ll add something new to the radio after it’s all said and done… I just don’t know what station will play what he puts out.

Katharine McPhee

McPheever is my choice for the winner of this thing. She’s the most marketable for the show’s producers, she’s a born performer. The music she’ll put out would have the most cross-genre appeal. I expect to see a big push for Katharine soon from the judges.. Not like this week when they told her she sucks after the best performance on the whole show…..

There you have it folks…. Your American Idol winner-

Katharine McPhee !!!!

Of course… I could be completely wrong… It wouldn’t be the first time.

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April 27, 2006 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 6 Comments

Top 5 American Idol…..

Well…. Pickler got picked this week as the worst singer… She was that, but I am still amazed and surprised America woke up and realized that cal-a-mar-aaa and sale-mun and tarantula eyes and no one to play pottery with don’t make an American Idol…

So today… I figured I’d give you my take on the top 5.

Here they are, in the order I figure they’ll get voted off:

Paris Bennett

Paris has a voice. She can sing. But she doesn’t connect with today’s music in the slightest. Her attempts at being her age fell flat… I can’t see her having much of a “pop-star” career after this show ends… Maybe she could work on Broadway or something… music theater…? There is a reason she keeps finding herself in the bottom three… She’s not right for this show.

Elliott Yamin

Monkey Boy…. Elliot looks like Eminem’s ugly half brother or something… He looks slightly less awkward on stage than a Pee-Wee Herman impersonator at a police convention… My wife thinks he can sing, and the judges seem to love him… But if I actually watch the TV while he is performing, I have trouble hearing through my laughter… He’ll get ejected right after Paris…

The other three are tough. All three could actually win this thing… Here’s the way I think it’ll happen….

Chris Daughtry

Chris will be the first of the major players to get axed. I know… all you girls will be moping around depressed and all that… but really… The guy will make it better if he doesn’t win this thing… He will be recording soon enough anyways…

Taylor Hicks

I can see Taylor winning this thing, but I don’t think he will. Personality-wise, I think Taylor is the best of the bunch… He’s a flashback to the days of Joe Cocker… He’ll add something new to the radio after it’s all said and done… I just don’t know what station will play what he puts out.

Katharine McPhee

McPheever is my choice for the winner of this thing. She’s the most marketable for the show’s producers, she’s a born performer. The music she’ll put out would have the most cross-genre appeal. I expect to see a big push for Katharine soon from the judges.. Not like this week when they told her she sucks after the best performance on the whole show…..

There you have it folks…. Your American Idol winner-

Katharine McPhee !!!!

Of course… I could be completely wrong… It wouldn’t be the first time.

April 27, 2006 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 6 Comments

Top 5 American Idol…..

Well…. Pickler got picked this week as the worst singer… She was that, but I am still amazed and surprised America woke up and realized that cal-a-mar-aaa and sale-mun and tarantula eyes and no one to play pottery with don’t make an American Idol…

So today… I figured I’d give you my take on the top 5.

Here they are, in the order I figure they’ll get voted off:

Paris Bennett

Paris has a voice. She can sing. But she doesn’t connect with today’s music in the slightest. Her attempts at being her age fell flat… I can’t see her having much of a “pop-star” career after this show ends… Maybe she could work on Broadway or something… music theater…? There is a reason she keeps finding herself in the bottom three… She’s not right for this show.

Elliott Yamin

Monkey Boy…. Elliot looks like Eminem’s ugly half brother or something… He looks slightly less awkward on stage than a Pee-Wee Herman impersonator at a police convention… My wife thinks he can sing, and the judges seem to love him… But if I actually watch the TV while he is performing, I have trouble hearing through my laughter… He’ll get ejected right after Paris…

The other three are tough. All three could actually win this thing… Here’s the way I think it’ll happen….

Chris Daughtry

Chris will be the first of the major players to get axed. I know… all you girls will be moping around depressed and all that… but really… The guy will make it better if he doesn’t win this thing… He will be recording soon enough anyways…

Taylor Hicks

I can see Taylor winning this thing, but I don’t think he will. Personality-wise, I think Taylor is the best of the bunch… He’s a flashback to the days of Joe Cocker… He’ll add something new to the radio after it’s all said and done… I just don’t know what station will play what he puts out.

Katharine McPhee

McPheever is my choice for the winner of this thing. She’s the most marketable for the show’s producers, she’s a born performer. The music she’ll put out would have the most cross-genre appeal. I expect to see a big push for Katharine soon from the judges.. Not like this week when they told her she sucks after the best performance on the whole show…..

There you have it folks…. Your American Idol winner-

Katharine McPhee !!!!

Of course… I could be completely wrong… It wouldn’t be the first time.

April 27, 2006 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 7 Comments