spam spam spam spam……
I haven’t done a spam post in awhile…. But they keep sending me material, so I figure I need to go ahead and pass it on for them….
First off… How many different ways can you spell the same word? At least… I think it’s the same word… I’m not real hip on the latest slang…. maybe I’m missing something important….?
And if that wasn’t enough…. The same folks have decided they have other cool new sayings for me too…
Re: good VALtUfM
Re: good CltALlS
Somebody teach me how to pronounce these things so I can be cool with the kids these days…..!
Oops…. I think they may have sent this one to the wrong e-mail address… I’m guppyman… not muskrat!
I do feel kinda bad that poor muskrat is having problems though… I sure hope they find him!
We know how you can make it hard again. muskrat
OK…. I wonder if my degr.e.e.. from these folks will be spelled like that….
Yeah… I have a degr.e.e.. from a repu.t.ib@l inst.i.tui^n!
no exams, no books, no classes just a degr.e.e..
Ummmmmm…. But is there a reason TO read it?
there is no reason not to read this
Tell me you don’t like this stuff?
Actually…. I love this stuff! I have hours of fun hitting my delete key over and over and over…..
OK… Time for the WTF part of the show….
Can anybody guess what the next two messages were trying to tell me????
cutworm bagatelle hackberry
Deployment Buckle Hands
hiya hot stuff, do you think now would be a good time to sleep with me?
Now these guys are promising some seriously hard stuff…. Quartzite! WOW!
Got problems in the bedroom? We can help. quartzite
Your wife will love this. masturbate
I about died laughing on this one…. Yeah… your wife will love it…. maybe you’ll stop pestering her for sex all the time… Just take matters in your own hands buddy!
OK folks…. I may not be around much for awhile… Apparently I have been winning contests left and right. I must have forgotten that I entered any of these, but thankfully they were nice enough to send me e-mail reminders (to an e-mail address I never give out even). So if you need me…. I’ll be off spending all my money!
FRANK WILLIAMS – WINNING NOTIFICATION, FINAL NOTICE!!!
Greenwich Lottery – Winners Award Notification!!!
AWARD NOTIFICATION 2006 – CONGRATULATIONS FROM HONDA MOTORS….CLAIM YOUR CAR NOW !!
GREAT WEATHER LOTTERY PROGRAMME – CONGRATULATIONS
Ms. Julie Wright – CONGRATULATIONS WINNING NOTIFICATION
Until next time folks… just remember… spam is your friend.