Crapfest…errr… American Idol….
What happened to these folks this week? Did they all get together and decide to prove that they shouldn’t be allowed to sing modern music or something? This had to be the worst night since auditions… and these are supposed to be the top 10???? Send em all home and let’s start over!
Here’s the review….
Kelly Clarkson – Because of You
Um…. no. Lisa… you have consistantly sucked and it’s time for you to forget this little fantasy of yours and go home. But with how crappy most of the others were… who knows if you will.
Suds in the Bucket – Sara Evans
Boring. Come on Kellie… you are supposed to be a country girl… so what happened here? That sucked.
Train – Drops of Jupiter
OMG… I’m blind! Ace decided to reveal his waxed chest to us during the horrible performance of a bad song…. Please… somebody put him out of his misery….
Trouble – Ray LaMontagne
Taylor… sorry, but you kinda sucked tonight too. You have nothing to worry about, but come on dude….
Wanna Praise You – Mary Mary
Finally- something I liked tonight. The judges didn’t get it, but who cares about them anyway? Pop out the Christian music in front of 30 million people Mandisa! Wtg! Great job!
Creed – What If
Dude… don’t sing Creed. This was Chris’s worst performance yet… That sucked.
The Voice Within – Christina Aguilera
Sounded horrible. I usually am all about the McPheever… but ewwwwwwwwww……
Tim McGraw – Real Good Man
In my opinion- Bucky was the best of the night. This fit him perfectly, and he did it well.
Work It Out – Beyonce
I liked Simon’s description of this one… “It was like a little girl trying to be Beyonce”- And might I add… failing miserably.
Gavin DeGraw – I Don’t Want to Be
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, But I kinda liked this version of this…. And when the camera pulled back far enough, I could almost look at the screen without hiding under the couch from his ugliness….. Do you folks who say Taylor can’t dance turn the channel before Elliot comes on or something?
Anyway- as you can see, I only enjoyed 3 performances tonight: Bucky, Mandisa & Elliot….