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American Idol

OK fine…. I decided to review the women’s performances from last night’s American Idol… (I was going to wait till the final 12 were picked, but… )

For the most part- last night was boring. The contestants really need to learn what they are playing for in the end…. They are trying to become a pop star in today’s musical world… They aren’t shooting for the retirement home crowd… You gotta appeal to teenie-boppers. So… how many of last night’s performances did that? Yawn….

Katharine McPhee
All in Love is Fair – Stevie Wonder

Good voice, but… Zzzzzzzz…..

Kinnik Sky
Gretchen Wilson – Here for the Party

Was Kinnik Sky a man at some point in her life? I’m just asking… Kinda like bad karaoke…

Lisa Tucker
Who’s Lovin’ You – Jackson Five

I think she has the best voice in the competition… She needs to sing something more towards pop and leave this stuff behind.

Melissa McGhee
Reba McIntyre – Why Haven’t I Heard From You

Sexy raspy voice, nice chest, but she’s scary looking.

Heather Cox
Mariah Carey – Hero

This weeks lowest vote getter.

Brenna Gethers
Donna Summers – Last Dance
Another great Vote For The Worst performance! She is so bad, but it’s so funny to watch. I hope VFTW can keep her around for a long long time. (plus, I love seeing how upset she gets people)

Paris Bennett
Bette Midler – Wind Beneath My Wings

Paris- another big voice that needs to let go of the past and join the modern era.

Ayla Brown
Celine Dion – I Want You to Need Me

I may be alone- but I can’t stand this girl. She’s annoying, she’s not now and will never be a pop star, she just grates on my nerves. She has a nice voice, but please America… put her out of her misery soon!

Kellie Pickler
Bonnie Raitt – Something to Talk About

Kellie- I like the country girl thing… I love seeing the innocence- I just wish you’d figure out that the stage is larger than the little circle in the middle. If she learns to work the stage, she’s got a big future in front of her.

Mandisa
Cry – Faith Hill

Mandisa can sing. Boring song. She kind of made me think that I could see her leading a gospel choir…

OK… stretch, yawn… wonder why I sat down to watch this….

My picks for going home tonight?

Heather Cox
Kinnik Sky

There you have it… Tonight is the guys… let’s hope that they have learned that you need to do something to grab attention- not put your audience to sleep.

March 1, 2006 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize

7 Comments »

  1. Amen, brotha!๐Ÿ™‚

    You already read my thoughts so I won’t rehash it all here. Just saying I agree it was a snoozefest and I’m hoping the “boys” bring it tonight.๐Ÿ™‚

    Comment by Angie | March 1, 2006 | Reply

  2. We’ve only just started your last season of American Idol over here and are at the same part of the show…the 12 are about to be picked!

    I’ll come back to this post in a year!!

    Comment by Claire | March 1, 2006 | Reply

  3. It seems we are almost in agreement. I also rehashed the show on my blog. Tonight will be interesting… but get Brenna out of there now!! Oy talk about grating the nerves๐Ÿ˜›

    Comment by phoenix | March 1, 2006 | Reply

  4. I just started watching this in the last few weeks….and was just not terribly impressed last night. I pretty much agree with your picks.

    Comment by Tammy | March 1, 2006 | Reply

  5. i was really disappointed with the girls last night… especially with Katharine’s performance. we should be blown away by their performance… not put to sleep.;)

    Comment by -xtessa- | March 1, 2006 | Reply

  6. Oh my god I convinced everyone at work last week that Kinnik was a dude before coming on the show.

    Comment by Patsy Darling | March 1, 2006 | Reply

  7. Hey, I pick Heather and Brenna to get the boot this week. I’m trying to get my hubby Eccentric Father to get on the AI bandwagon, but he has yet to watch an entire show. Sigh.–>

    Comment by Tired Tunia | March 1, 2006 | Reply


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