Guppyman

Well… At least it\’s not blogger…..

New Viruses

The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus – Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care

The Michael Jackson Virus – Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy … then discards it through Windows

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January 30, 2006 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize

6 Comments »

  1. Now this is funny.

    Comment by Mitey Mite | January 30, 2006 | Reply

  2. LOL thanks for the laugh!

    Comment by mrshellonheels | January 30, 2006 | Reply

  3. These are great Guppy, especially the Lewinski one.

    Comment by OldGuy | January 30, 2006 | Reply

  4. All of those are funny! Thanks for the laugh today.

    Comment by Thao | January 30, 2006 | Reply

  5. lmfao … that’s hysterical

    Comment by ender | January 30, 2006 | Reply

  6. The Bob Dole Virus actually sounds like an advantage. We can sell those new harddrives on eBay!

    Comment by jayne d'Arcy | January 30, 2006 | Reply


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