Guppyman

Well… At least it\’s not blogger…..

More on spam….

I was digging thru one of my bulk mail folders and I ran into a bunch of e-mail following a theme….

Inject considerable flavour to your aliveness?

Supply considerable flavouring to your experience?

Contribute considerable flavouring to your liveliness

Append considerable spicery to your living?

Add up important spicery to your liveliness!

Add up substantial spicery to your experience

Inject considerable spice to your liveliness

Add substantial spiciness to your living

WTF?!?
Flavour and spicery anyone? Important, considerable and substantial amounts at that! Gee… I didn’t realize it was missing, but now….

I was going to do a whole spam post again, but… as I was looking through the few thousand e-mails… I noticed they were all the same ones over and over and over again….

Buy stox
Buy fake Rolex
Hook up with cheap women
Get laid on video
Cheap drugs with no perscirptoin
E-bay or paypal needs me to verify my account info
I won a lottery I didn’t play
Some dude in nigeria wants to give me millions of dollars
Blah blah blah blah….

I need better spammers. I need original spam. I need to be entertained by my spam. There needs to be a law…

I know they can’t stop spam from coming, so they should at least require it be entertaining.

Who do I complain to about unoriginal, boring spam anyway?

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January 5, 2006 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize

5 Comments »

  1. Yep, looks the same as my junk mail folder!

    Comment by Texas_Ivy10 | January 5, 2006 | Reply

  2. Didn’t they incarcerate the biggest spammer? You could try calling the hooscow and tell him, I’m sure he’s still got connections to help you out 😉

    Of course you could get the spammer I had last night using my contact form with this same message “What if you could have the total confidence and the exciting anticipation of being a powerful, virile, accomplished lover each and every time – even at a moment’s notice? ” and then was able to spoof my email off my website to get me 83 returned messages last night as well…I fixed him though and blocked every single IP sector he used from the RIPE/APNIC IPs. I just love that feature.

    Comment by Blueyes | January 5, 2006 | Reply

  3. Woah you get a shitload of spam, eh?

    Comment by puremood | January 5, 2006 | Reply

  4. Darn that guy in Nigeria!

    He promised me NOT to pitch ANYBODY this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, whilst I was putting together the second tranche of my down payment.

    I can’t believe he offered it to you too… gosh!

    Comment by RockyJay | January 5, 2006 | Reply

  5. Try this site: http://www.engrish.com. Most of it is not boring or unimaginative.

    Comment by Mitey Mite | January 6, 2006 | Reply


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