Guppyman

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Oh wow… It’s almost Christmas!!!!

I turned on the radio this morning and they are playing Christmas carols already!!! WOW!! Wasn’t it just July? Time is flying….

Anyway… since it’s getting close to that time… let’s try to figure out what Christmas Carols these are talking about….

1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis
2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise
3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east
4. Ancient benevolent despot
5. Adorn the vestibule
6. Exuberance directed to the planet
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing
8. Monarchial trio
9. Yonder in the haystack
10. Assemble, everyone who believes
11. Hallowed post meridian
12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th
13. Tin tintinnabulums
14. A dozen 24-hour Yule periods
15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour
16. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor
17. I merely desire a pair of incisors
18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red
19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy
20. Aloft on the acme of the abode

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November 21, 2005 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize

12 Comments »

  1. Those are funny…I especially like Homo Sapien of Crystallized Vapor.

    I’m not ready for Christmas songs yet, though! My favorite is a non-traditional one, Billy Squier’s “Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You”.

    Comment by BeckEye | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  2. Here are my guesses:

    1. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
    2. Silent Night
    3. O Little Town of Bethlehem
    4. Good King Wenceslas
    6. Joy to the World
    7. Hark, the Herald Angels Sing
    8. We Three Kings
    9. Away in the Manger
    11. O Holy Night
    12. White Christmas
    15. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
    16. Frosty the Snowman
    17. All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth.
    18. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
    19. Walking in a Winter Wonderland

    Comment by Jeff | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  3. WTG Jeff!

    Got a bunch straight away! Good job!

    Comment by Guppyman | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  4. 5. Deck the Halls
    12. The 12 Days of Christmas

    Comment by Scooter | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  5. 10. O Come All Ye Faithful
    13. Silver Bells
    20. Angels We Have Heard on High

    Comment by BeckEye | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  6. Well damn…. ya’ll went too quick!

    Comment by Guppyman | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  7. oops…. #20 is wrong….

    Comment by Guppyman | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  8. #20 is Up on the Housetop.

    What is this?
    ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

    Comment by Mitey Mite | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  9. Is 20 Up on the Rooftop, I think that is the name of it.
    Joe B

    Comment by JOE B | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  10. I wasn’t too confident in that answer!

    Up on the Housetop is a much cooler song anyway. When I was little I always thought it was “Up on the housetop, reindeer paws” rather than “reindeer pause”. Guess I didn’t know the difference between paws and hooves back then. Then again, I never questioned the plausibility of flying reindeer!

    Comment by BeckEye | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  11. Lol Beckeye …and the answer to Mitey Mite’s question would be … The first Noel 🙂

    Comment by PresentStorm | November 21, 2005 | Reply

  12. OK mitey mite, it’s “No L”

    10. Come all ye faithful
    14. 12 days of Christmas

    Comment by "Crabgirl" | November 21, 2005 | Reply


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