Guppyman

Well… At least it\’s not blogger…..

Fresh spam….

I just went thru the 2000 spam e-mails I found in my spam folder… holy crap… They are getting horrible… Before when they couldn’t spell… that was almost ok… but now… they can’t even put the words in the right order either…. Drives me insane…. Anyway… here are a few I grabbed for your enjoyment….

Your wife will think its the best purchase. snafu

What is snafu, why would I need it, and what exactly will it do for my wife?

Why let people know about your intimate life?

Because i’m a blogger. That’s what I do. I tell people what’s going on in my life, and for some strange reason they are halfway interested and come back for more.

65% of members got laid

In their lifetime? What is this, a Star Trek club?

Tired of thinking about it?

Why yes I am… thanks for asking.

Brain?

Yes Pinky?

Remember the old days?

You mean back when you assholes didn’t send me unsolicited e-mail?

If you do not read this email, there is 97% that your financial situation will not improve

Oh boy… psychic financial advisors! Where do i sign up?

Can you afford not to read this?

No… by not reading it I will probably end up a bum on skid row… but it’s a chance I just have to take.

New mail from Alla for you

More mail from the god of Islam? This is the third time he’s tried to get hold of me… I wonder who gave him my e-mail address? If it’s about those 72 virgins… he can keep em…

I found something!

So did I… My delete key.

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November 8, 2005 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize

3 Comments »

  1. ROFL!!! good one, guppy! i especially liked the “Brain?”!!!

    gawd… these spammers have too much time in their hands!

    Comment by -xtessa- | November 9, 2005 | Reply

  2. Very funny. I get to have fun deleteing about 200 of those a day.

    Comment by jayne d'Arcy | November 9, 2005 | Reply

  3. LOL!! I LOVED “Pinky and the Brain!”

    Comment by Bridget Unnel | November 9, 2005 | Reply


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