Well… At least it\’s not blogger…..


Last night on Rockstar:INXS….

First up, JD gets told he gets the encore performance…. the world is stunned by this… Marty deserved it but somehow JD got it…. go figure….

But first, INXS wants to actually play the instruments that are on the stage… we get a full on lovefest of the final 5, INXS and Dave…. This is a horrible new song by INXS that the contestants had to perform a couple of weeks ago, but this time done in cheesy American Idol style singalong…. Somebody break out the Coke and hop in a Ford…..

Anyway, after they finish torturing us with that, they switch to something much worse, we have to sit through JD performing again… Somebody save my bleeding ears! At least he didn’t have the megaphone this time….

So we get our bottom three…. First up- Jordis (suprise)
They tell her to sing their best song – “We Suck Royaly” or something of that nature, and once again she seems to have realized that she was competing to be a memeber of INXS and sings it horribly.

Next of the bottom three is Suzie… Suzie sings INXS’s hit song “We Almost Make the Stones Look Young” better than anybody in INXS could have done… This girl is a winner! Too bad she hasn’t realized what the “prize” is yet….

And to round out the botton three, we get JD. Again. Again they feel like torturing me. Like my ears don’t hurt quite badly enough… I fumble for the remote to hit mute but it gets knocked off the bed into a pile of dirty laundry and I can’t find it! OHHHH The Agony!!! Anyway- JD sings the classic tune “We Weren’t Even Cool back in the 50’s When Our Stuff Was On The Radio”… He sucks, but he’s right for INXS….

So after the torture is over, They finally announce that Jordis, You just aren’t right for OurbandINXS… Jordis drops to her knees and praises God for not making her play with this geriatric bunch of has-beens… She got her exposure and has a bright career ahead of her….

Tune in next week for the Final Four…..


September 8, 2005 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize


  1. Oh spot on analysis, absolutely.

    I’m not the only one who watches this show? I feel better, somehow.

    Comment by Lady Penelope | September 8, 2005 | Reply

  2. LOL! You are too funny!

    Jordis has a bright future and I can’t wait to hear her first album.

    I just have to ask: What kind of music do you like? I am not an INXS fan either.

    Comment by Nancy | September 8, 2005 | Reply

  3. JD is absolutely right for INXS. I never enjoyed INXS, but he seems to fit their style more than anyone else there. I would love to see Marty and Jordis have solo albums. I would buy Jordis’ CD in a heartbeat. So I agree with ya! I was so glad when Ty left, he was like nails on a chalkboard to me, something weird about the faces he’d make…

    Comment by Anonymous | September 8, 2005 | Reply

  4. I said to my husband last night “What is with the cheesy American Idol-like performance?” I was dying when I read that you wrote the same thing. GO JD. You deserve INXS.

    Comment by Michelle | September 8, 2005 | Reply

  5. Hop in a Ford and drink a Coke that about sums up that song. Well for Jordis’s sake I’m glad she got voted off. I want Suzie to go next because she is too good for them as well. I just can’t help but think, Mig is so right for their corny old man band.

    Comment by Patsy Darling | September 8, 2005 | Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: