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Vacation starts this afternoon!

Today my mother-in-law flies into town and I start my vacation! Wooohooo!
My boss was giving me shit earlier… he says I must be the only guy in the world who actually looks forward to his mother-in-law coming….

Anyway- Gotta start getting ready for my anual 4th of July bar-b-q blowout… Gotta love that too.

So if I’m not on much in the next few days, you know why… Got lot’s to do and gonna be having fun…

Oh yeah… does anybody want a cat?

June 30, 2005 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 20 Comments

Vacation starts this afternoon!

Today my mother-in-law flies into town and I start my vacation! Wooohooo!
My boss was giving me shit earlier… he says I must be the only guy in the world who actually looks forward to his mother-in-law coming….

Anyway- Gotta start getting ready for my anual 4th of July bar-b-q blowout… Gotta love that too.

So if I’m not on much in the next few days, you know why… Got lot’s to do and gonna be having fun…

Oh yeah… does anybody want a cat?

June 30, 2005 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 20 Comments

You Have Bad Taste In Music

These guys are only trying to help….

June 29, 2005 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 3 Comments

You Have Bad Taste In Music

These guys are only trying to help….

June 29, 2005 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 3 Comments

“Average” Joe Recap….

Ok… so the new season of Average Joe is out…

I’ll have to step up and ask once again, these guys are average??? If so… that means there are a lot more geeks, dorks, and far far below average people in this country than I thought.

Anyway- They get all these “average” guys into a gym and they are met by three losers from last year… They make them go through a boot camp and eliminate 4 of them without even getting to meet the girl. They brought back the forth loser from last year too… Larissa… Yeah, I still laugh every time i think about the guy she chose last year dumping her when he learns she used to date Flabio.

Anna (the new girl) gets to see the huge yaught she’ll be staying on… She is impressed- feels like a princess and all that… I guess that’s good considering she’ll soon be kissing toads.

So then she gets to meet all the guys… And the look on her face says it all… “OMG- ya’ll stuck me on Average Joe! I have to date geeks and losers before ya’ll bring the beefcake out!”

Anyway, they have a cocktail party… 18 guys slobbering over the only available date… Typical scene found in bars across the country every night of the week.

Then she kicked 6 of them to the curb. But wait- the twist… one of them gets to go have an extreme makeover…. He saw a nutritionist, a personal trainer, an eyebrow waxer, a life coach, and then a plastic surgeon…. A dentist, a stylist, etc…. After all that, They’ll throw him back in the mix later for another shot…

Soon, they’ll throw in the buff guys who are there just to be assholes to the “average” guys… And one of the buff guys will win the heart of the girl dashing all dorks and geeks hope of ever finding true love with a beautiful woman once again.

Gotta love making people who already feel like crap about themselves feel even worse on national television, right?

June 29, 2005 Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize | 5 Comments