Guppyman

Well… At least it\’s not blogger…..

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If…

1. You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11. Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
14. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.
15. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
16. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
17. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
deck.
18. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
scene.
19. You never saw anything wrong with Leia and Luke “hookin’ up”, and
Han shoulda never interfeared…..
20. If you hear . . . “Luke, I am your father…and your uncle”

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May 31, 2005 - Posted by | Too Lazy To Catagorize

11 Comments »

  1. Very funny!

    Just stopping by to say hello add to add you to my blogroll.

    Comment by Michele | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  2. Ha ha! Even though I’m sooooooooo over Star Wars it’s not even funny.

    Comment by Indigo | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  3. That is a great list. I love the x-wing welded shut one. Very funny. Thanks for the laughs.

    Comment by The Complimenting Commenter | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  4. Okay that last one just about killed me.

    Comment by Riss | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  5. Hehehe…I always love me a good redneck joke.

    Comment by TrueJerseyGirl | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  6. Ahahahaha!!! Love the last one!

    Comment by -xtessa- | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  7. 9 rings entirely too true.

    Comment by tommy | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  8. Thanks Jedi Foxworthy. 😉 That was funny.

    Comment by Michelle | May 31, 2005 | Reply

  9. Hilarious!

    I can’t WAIT to see the movie!! My kids saw it last weekend and they have done nothing but rant and rave about how good it is!

    Comment by Texas_Ivy10 | June 1, 2005 | Reply

  10. I just saw the movie today so that mad the list even funnier. Actually i enjoyed the list more than the movie.

    Comment by Star | June 1, 2005 | Reply

  11. now there’s a hybrid joke I never foresaw. offbeat :-).

    Comment by Pearl | June 3, 2005 | Reply


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