This guy wants a date with Natalie Portman.
Somehow, he thinks this website will help him get it.
Good luck dude!
1. You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
8. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11. Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
14. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.
15. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
16. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
17. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
18. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
19. You never saw anything wrong with Leia and Luke “hookin’ up”, and
Han shoulda never interfeared…..
20. If you hear . . . “Luke, I am your father…and your uncle”
OK… in my travels around the net, I stumbled across this site. Before you go see it, I should warn you, it contains adult content and is not really suitable for work or when you have children near. But this is just friggin’ cool (at least I think so) and I had to share. Naked bodies are just more fun this way
Last night, we had some pretty good thunderstorms roll though…. And they were bad enough to put a hurtin on my sunflowers…..
They are leaning pretty badly…. Tomorrow I think I need to go get bigger stakes.
I went and saw the new Star Wars finally today! Woohoooo…..!!!!!
It was Bad-Ass! Finally, with the LAST one we finally get one worthy of being called Star Wars!
So- now I’m in the mood…. I found a few videos for your enjoyment.
The first is an old training film on how to Safely use your lightsaber:
Your Lightsaber and You
And then, Here are some Lego Jedis running around in Revenge of the Brick